07 February 2014

First

Madelyn: What's Grandma going to do tonight?
Me: I don't know.
Madelyn: Sleep?
Me: Probably.
Tony: Actually, knowing your grandma, she won't sleep until tomorrow morning.
Madelyn: Why?
Tony: Because she's an insomniac so she doesn't sleep.
Madelyn: But if she doesn't sleep, she'll be tired tomorrow!

Second

When Madelyn was almost done with her pizza:

Madelyn: Daddy, can you cut this off of the crust?
Tony: I don't appear to have a knife.
Madelyn with a huge, excited smile on her face: I'll go get you one!