10 July 2015

First

While trying to figure out where we were going for dinner tonight:

Tony: Madelyn, do you want seafood or Mexican?
Madelyn: Seafood! I want Orange Chicken!
Tony: That's not seafood.

Second

While in the bathroom at the restaurant after eating dinner:

Me: Are you done, Madelyn?
Madelyn: I'm pulling up my pants and my panties.
Random woman, laughing: I have a five year old.
Me, pointing toward the stall Madelyn was in: She's five. How did you ever guess?
Madelyn: I'm five and a half!