12 October 2013

First

While football was on, Madelyn wanted to watch Doc McStuffins.

Tony: What day is it?
Madelyn: I don't know.
Tony: Saturday. What is on TV on Saturday?
Madelyn, very dejectedly: Football....

(She did get to watch Doc McStuffins since it was actually early in the day.)

Second

While teasing her that the cinnamon rolls waiting to go into the oven were not food, but were for decoration:

Tony: Put one on one ear and one on the other ear and wear them for decoration.
Madelyn: No! You can't wear food!
Melissa: Why not?
Madelyn: Because it might mess you up!