19 April 2014

First

This morning describing Alyson's height:

"She's as tall as a mountain of watermelon seeds."

Second

As we were going past a Ruby Tuesday:

Madelyn: What's that place?
Tony: Read the letters.
Madelyn: R-U-B (in disgust because she couldn't see it anymore) Uhh!
Tony: Ruby Tuesday.
Madelyn: What does Tuesday mean?
Tony: What is Tuesday?
Madelyn: School day!