26 April 2014

First

While picking up a piece of egg that was dropped on the floor during breakfast and taking it to the trash can:

"Don't worry baby egg. I'll take you to your new home in the trash can..."

Opened the trash can.

"...with your banana dad, Boogie Wipe mom, and flower grandma."

Second

"Gas and grass rhyme because they both have 'ass' sounds in them."