03 July 2016

While we were at Funland, Madelyn decided she wanted to go on the Haunted House. I kept asking her if she was sure. While we were waiting in line, an animatronic corpse hanging on the wall started moving and talking.

Madelyn, turning away from it and hiding her face in her hands: Tell me when it's over!

Me: If you don't like that, you aren't going to like the ride. Are you sure you want to go on this?

Madelyn, thinking about it for a second: No!

We got out of line and went on the Sea Dragon instead, which she declared to be the best ride ever.